"U.S. military doctrine is 97.3176493 percent agnostic and so am I."
"It's a states rights issue, except when that's inconvenient."
Master negotiator shows them how it's done
It's a VET THING, you wouldn't understand.
Day One Guidance: "Kneel before Zod."
Accidentally. Ok, yeah, riiiiiiight.
"Does it take Sandler to get vets to take care of themselves?"
"Are we really doing this again? He knows this is imaginary, right?"
Navy next service on tap to ignore countless red flags
How does "Honorable if Unexceptional" sound for a plaque?
Republicans and Democrats 100% unified in support
Maybe he was just saying, "She's number one"?
