No video games, no Dodge Challengers, not a single luxury
Investigation complete. Careers protected. Nothing to see here.
This kid is going places.
Look, it's not like he's an E7.
"He just giggled and watched Johnny Depp movies on repeat the whole way there."
Appealing veterans fall under new "Department of High Energy Winners"
97% of service members not wearing knee socks support the move
"Bro! 'High Command' bro! Get it? High Command!"
Seriously though, thanks for the month
All claims to be submitted from trucks via GoPro
But their hats and keys were on the desk!
SEAL Team 5-7-5 fights to victory
