Don't mess with Texas unless you got booze and boobs!
That one really weird Lieutenant coincidentally super depressed
Can a Roomba beat a final boss or drink 7 Four Lokos in 14 minutes?
Boeing: "No, no, it's all good."
Patriotic display causes shaking, howling, and uncontrolled urination
"Trust me."
Maybe your hot sister could move in too?
Kyiv by spring!
Sleep in peace tonight
Let's be real here.
Cites "Playing Division One South Eastern Conference Schedule" as source of PTSD
Whether cost cutting, xenophobia, or just casual disinterest, they're not us!
