"Oh my god the search history."
“We need to refocus everything we do, every day, on refreshment,” retired Lt. Gen. Arland Sanders reported to the board at his first meeting.
“I hear that Air Force systems don’t have to boot up until 0700 or 0730 most days."
When the Joint Chiefs look at Afghanistan, it’s a look that says ‘I’ll never leave you.’
“I’m practically a millionaire!” said Cpl. Brian Stokes.
Financially savvy planners have been lining up for the 'L Never.'
Officials are scrambling after soldiers at Fort Bliss rode "the blue lightning."
"$136,173 of mileage reimbursement just barely makes up for the cost of rocket fuel for the journey. Hydrazine ain’t cheap.”
The last words Osama bin Laden heard were, “Ohh, yeaaaah!”
The soldier's carelessness has taken him off the promotion list for the next cycle.
“It’s just misleading,” said the former 101st Airborne Officer who campaigned on his experience as an Army Ranger.
“Shit,” he muttered. The unemployment rate had just dropped to 6.9 percent.
