More than 400 slaps in a single day.
Lessons in tactical crapping
Eat that, near-peer competitor Domino’s
Is this why my wife left me?
By Gen. Timothy Ray and Gen. James McConville
We did our best, Pentagon leaders said.
"Do they have rifles? I thought they used harpoons.”
We are giving them the two things we know they will need.
Not one swinging dick is boarding a plane until this place is spotless
Oof.
Don't say “Oorah” or “yut”
"We expect her to be well-taken care of.”
