According to the SPLC, members of the Legion and VFW are well-known for inciting extreme hatred.
“It takes a little prick to stop Covid-19.”
Kim tries to win back his crush.
Iran is rooting out weak-ass posers from the ranks.
"All of today’s war gear should appear more menacing to strike fear into Chinese hearts.”
“Some of the most effective methods of dealing with a drunken sailor are the simplest,” said Chief Petty Officer Randall Keel.
“Traditional commissioning programs are, by definition, extremely rigid,” said Lt. Col. Dan “Moon” Beam.
"We’re hopeful...we can significantly reduce the number of soldiers who invade the Capitol each year."
They already have about 10 cases of freeze-dried astronaut ice cream.
“Jesus, D.C. drivers are the worst."
Get excited.
The chief seems really suspicious.
