“We actually scanned a crack team of field grades to into the game."
“They say every day is Monday on the ship."
"I think you can see the conflict of interest in having God favoring Raytheon over Boeing or Lockheed Martin.”
“We’ve been here waiting on that migrant caravan since the congressional election in 2018,” said Capt. Pat Thompson.
“They kept cranking out papyrus scrolls while the world literally burned."
“Blaming the occasional misdemeanor or minor felony on PTSD is fairly standard,” said Dr. Bill Davidson.
The primary and perhaps unsurprising reason? 2020.
“The legal votes of every brave soldier must be counted,” said Kayleigh McEnany.
"This says I’m 68 percent charred camel flesh and surplus military equipment!"
By Marine Gen. John Allen and retired Marine Gen. John Allen
“In the very serious world we live in at the Pentagon, a bit of levity can actually help advance the mission.”
“We’re just really glad it didn’t become a Roomba Terminator,” said Pfc. John Connor.
