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Navy submarines to be equipped with reflective belts to avoid future collisions
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Navy submarines to be equipped with reflective belts to avoid future collisions

This has to work.

Army announces development of ‘Mother of all Vaccines’
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Army announces development of ‘Mother of all Vaccines’

This is gonna hurt, a lot.

Military to begin sending thoughts and prayers after drone strikes
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Military to begin sending thoughts and prayers after drone strikes

Sometimes that's the best we can do.

GS-15 quotes himself in his own signature block
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GS-15 quotes himself in his own signature block

Pompous and oblivious make for great leadership.

Taliban sergeant major yells at new recruits for walking on his sand
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Taliban sergeant major yells at new recruits for walking on his sand

Heads are going to roll.

SECDEF exaggerating symptoms to keep staying at home
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SECDEF exaggerating symptoms to keep staying at home

Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen.

Montana militia discharges 24 soldiers for being vaccinated
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Montana militia discharges 24 soldiers for being vaccinated

This is going to hurt armed protest attendance.

CIA analyst accidentally shoots Russian sub captain, XO
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CIA analyst accidentally shoots Russian sub captain, XO

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Stuart Scheller to regain credibility with appearance on Tucker Carlson
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Stuart Scheller to regain credibility with appearance on Tucker Carlson

This should fix everything.

Elves complain of double standard after Santa 'passes' PT test
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Elves complain of double standard after Santa 'passes' PT test

Suspect

Santa denies allegations of toxic eggnog in elf housing
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Santa denies allegations of toxic eggnog in elf housing

Someone is on the naughty list.

US moves from DIME strategy to NICKEL during economic downturn
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US moves from DIME strategy to NICKEL during economic downturn

Every penny counts right now.

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