To Avoid Further Leaks, NSA Bans Intelligence

SEAL Team’s Raid On Dr. Claw’s Mountain Fortress Stymied By Fake Arm, Old Timey Bomb

Army Declares Bankruptcy, Appoints Navy Admiral As Emergency Manager

Schizophrenic NSA Analyst Keeps Hearing Voices, Seeing Emails And Skype Calls

Company Commander Suffers Existential Crisis After Losing Green Notebook

Pearl Harbor Survivor Accosted By Airport Security

Local Man Confirms Tough Mudder Race Is Practically The Same Thing As Combat

Reaper Drone Found Not Guilty In Death Of American Teenager

Petty Argument Between Petty Officers Leads to Unrest, Aircraft Carrier Being Disabled

Soldier Renames Post Obstacle Course 'The Spartan Dash', Makes A Fortune

VFW Opens Membership To Military Fakers Due To Lack Of Interest From Young Veterans

Army Study Finds Marines' Tun Tavern Was Actually A Gay Bar

We sorta saw this coming.