Read this before you eat turkey.
"It'll cost us, but it'll pay off in the long run."
Both?
Plan will include 6,000 hours of mandatory training
Shut the Fuck Up and Sit the Fuck Down! is a hit.
The world mourns again.
Thank you for your service.
Tis the season of giving (freedom)
Probably a better deal than Twitter.
The money is already rolling in.
Pretty solid record.
PIN me baby, one more time
