10 Grunt Style T-shirts that scream 'I can't move on'

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Are you a veteran of the U.S. Armed Forces? Does being a veteran define your existence more so than your relationship to your family, current profession, or hobbies? Do you find it increasingly difficult to feel relevant and important in your day to day life? Do you have a copious amount of unprocessed trauma related to your service that you refuse to seek treatment for?

If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, the following Grunt Style T-shirts are for you!

1. Size Matters

Tell the world that you are not just well versed in knowledge about firearms but also profoundly preoccupied with your perceived masculinity. Never indicate to anyone where you personally fall in this measuring of “calibers.”

2. Infidel

Did you serve in Iraq or Afghanistan? Or do you just not like brown people? This T-shirt is a great way to advertise both!

3. War Flag

Wear a defaced American flag while also subtly encouraging strangers to get very close to you in order to read what your shirt says. After all, you crave human interaction but are too afraid to say that.

4. Go Hiking with Whiskey

This is just bad advice.

5. VILF

A “VILF” t-shirt is a cheeky way to tell potential sexual partners that you are a) a veteran, b) looking to hook up, c) unhappily divorced, and d) desperate for attention. This is a perfect piece to wear to your kid’s t-ball game while on the hunt for other single parents.

6. Warning: May Tell War Stories

We can’t describe this beauty (in camel brown) any better than the Grunt Style website does: “We’ve heard them, we know them by heart & the VA has denied ALL their PTSD claims.”

7. I don’t f***ing care

Chicks love apathy! Not that you care, right? The profanity coupled with the washed out Care Bear gives this shirt an undeniable air of maturity that you can’t get anywhere but Grunt Style.

8. Tun Tavern (Staff)

Is the tale of Tun Tavern too niche for the average person? Is this too much of a USMC inside joke? You can change that! This “Tun Tavern Staff” T-shirt practically demands that people ask what it means. And if they ask then you can feel validated and like your life has meaning- if only for a few moments.

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