AFN presents The Geo-Bachelor

ARMED FORCES NETWORK — Following the commercial successes of The Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and Golden Bachelor, Armed Forces Network is dipping its feet into the reality television market with The Geo-Bachelor. Camera crews followed married Army Captain Steven Sharpe at his Captain’s Career Course where women competed for his affections in hopes of ultimately becoming his TDY-wife. 

“With my wife and two children back home in Fort Carson, my bed was growing extremely cold at night. The twenty women I met were a mixture of bartenders, nurse technicians, and even other women in my course. It was a hard-fought competition, so you’ll just have to watch and see who the lucky lady is at the end of it all,” said Sharpe. “Throughout the season, viewers will see women compete in various competitions such as ‘Who Can Shotgun a Busch Lite the Fastest?’, ‘Twerk-a-thon’, and ‘Tell Me About Your Daddy Issues’. It’s an epic romance told over twelve episodes.”

Without the incentive of dual income, health care, or assured housing, Sharpe found other ways to woo the women of Enterprise and Dothan, Alabama; showering them with Applebee’s Dollar-itas, pay-per-view movies in his temporary housing, and rental pontoon boat rides at the local lake. And at the end of his TDY, he gave the winning woman the promise that he will see her again when he returns for a staff assignment, with the caveat that her body must not age while he is away.

“I’ve always said that love is a hell of a drug and there’s nothing like the love that forms with a barracks bunny on a TDY. That short fire burns oh so bright. The sweet nothing promises of leaving my wife and children make it that much sweeter, even though I have no intention of doing so. The lucky twenty ladies of LA (Lower Alabama) will be completely swept off their feet for 120 days” said Sharpe, in a promotional video for the The Geo-Bachelor. “Wait… Is my wife going to see this? I’m sorry, I’ve got to make a quick call.” 

The American people can catch the new series on AFN following the replay of the 2002 Super Bowl every Monday starting March 22, 2024. 

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